Grinch - You're A Mean One, Mr. Grinch Lyrics
You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch.You really are a heel.You're as cuddly as a cactus,You're as charming as an eel,Mr. Grinch.You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel.You're a monster, Mr. Grinch.Your heart's an empty hole.Your brain is full of spiders.You've got garlic in your soul, Mr Grinch.I wouldn't touch you with aThirty-nine and a half foot pole.You're a vile one, Mr. Grinch.You have termites in your smile,You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile,Mr Grinch.Given the choice between the two of you,I'd take the seasick crocodile.You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch.You're a nasty wasty skunk.Your heart is full of unwashed socks.Your soul is full of gunk,Mr Grinch.The three best words that best describe you,Are as follows, and I quote"Stink!Stank!Stunk!You're a rotter Mr GrinchYou're the king of sinful sotsYour hearts a dead tomato squashed with moldy purple spotsMr GrinchYour sole is a appalling dump heapOverflowing with the most disgracefulAssortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable,Mangled up in tangled up knots.You nauseate me, Mr GrinchWith a noxious super nosYou're a crooked jerky jockey and,You drive a crooked horseMr Grinch!You're a three-decker sauerkrautAnd toadstool sandwich,With arsenic sauce!
