Golf Brooks - Senior Moments Lyrics
It starts out with a look of wonder written on my faceFollowed by a fear of something being out of placeWith searchin' eyes I look around for something I can't findWondering just what it was that ever crossed my mindSenior moments brain farts I try hard to remember, but the processNever startsYeah, starin' into space for me is usually how it starts, senior momentsBrain fartsWell, I was standin' in the kitchen, I'd just opened up the 'fridgeAnd stood there for the longest moment puzzlin' why I didI couldn't think of one good reason, so I finally shut the doorAnd wondered what I put in there and did I want some more?Senior moments brain farts I try hard to remember, but the processNever startsYeah, it might have been ice cream or those blueberry tarts, senior momentsBrain fartsWell, it happened at a Wal-Mart store, can't remember where or whenBut I stood there like a zombie wonderin' why I'd just walked inThe greeter said, 'Hello sir, what would you like to seeBut I had a senior moment, so they tried to hire meSenior moments brain farts I try hard to remember, but the processNever startsI guess I looked bewildered standing there among the carts, senior momentsBrain fartsSo, I told my doctor my short memory cells were on the blinkAnd asked if he could fix 'em, he said, 'Maybe, let me thinkThen he asked how long I'd had this problem, was it old or new?I looked at him and said, What problem and who the hell are youSenior moments brain farts I try hard to remember, but the processNever startsI get 'em by the dozen, doc, sometimes they're off the chart, seniorMoments brain fartsSo, I stopped in at the pharmacy to look for something newTo try to fix this memory thing and my E.D. problem tooBut, I got my Rogaine and Viagra pills mixed up back at homeI had hair growin' real thick but it was way too stiff to combSenior moments brain farts I try hard to remember, but the processNever startsYeah, mixin' up those medicines ain't really very smart, senior momentsBrain farts
