Four *****in' Babes - Toe To Toe With The HMO Lyrics
I have this problem with my toeAnd so I call my HMOWith a referral fromMy primary care physicianThey say my call matters to themTheyre like an old and trusted friendExcept friends dont make you askThem for permissionThe recording on the phoneSays Leave your message at the toneTell us your name, your age,Your reason for submissionSo I describe my nail ingrown,Wax poetic on the phoneThis is a metaphorFor the whole human conditionTenderSensitivePainfulAnd now Im listening to Brahms(music to keep the caller calm),Starting to see things fromThe stockholders perspectiveShould I stop thinking of myselfWhile they are managing my health?While an accountant finds a treatmentThats cost-effectiveHallelujah, I rejoice!Is this a living human voicetalking to meLike Im a sweet, annoying female?I plead my best bureaucrateseI would be down upon my kneesCept Id be leaningon this poor, throbbing toenailPainfulPurpleFesteringAs for my coverage, they say noThis is a pre-existing toeMy policy excludesAll things pre-existingSo if I want the claim approvedThe toe will have to be removedWhich they believe may keepThe problem from persistingThis makes my doctor quite irateWhy should he have to amputate?In his opinion this condition couldBe better handledAnd as for meI dont knowId kinda like to keep the toeI spent a fortune on theseGorgeous Gucci sandalsSexySize 6RetailI have been waiting patientlyWhy arent you listening to me?Can't you see that it'sTrying my
