Family Guy - The Freakin' FCC Lyrics
Peter: They will clean up all your talking in a menace such as thisBrian: They will make you take a tinkle when you want to take a p*ssStewie: And they'll make you call fellatio a trouser-friendly kissPeter, Brian, & Stewie: It's the plain situation!There's no negotiation!Peter: With the fellas at the freakin FCC!Brian: They're as stuffy as the stuffiest of the special interest groups...Peter: Make a joke about your bowels and they order in the troopsStewie: Any baby with a brain could tell them everybody poops!Peter, Brian, & Stewie: Take a tip, take a lesson!You'll never win by messin'Peter: With the fellas at the freakin' FCCPeter: And if you find yourself with some you sexy thingYou're gonna have to do her with your ding-a-ling(Cuz you can't say penis)Peter: So they sent this little warning they're prepared to do thier worstBrian: And they stuck it in your mailbox hoping you could be co-ercedStewie: I can think of quite another place they should have stuck it first!Peter, Brian, & Stewie: They may just be neuroticOr possible psychoticThey're the fellas at the freakin FCC!
