Dick Valentine - I Am Repulsed By My Daughter's Lover Lyrics
I took a cue, a cue from you,all my sins are now weapons tooI smelled the stench of your room,I think it's safe to assume,your rose has permanently lost its bloomAnd I bought a Mountain Dew,but I don't drink Mountain Dew,I just needed a bottle to throw at you.And I am repulsed by my daughter's loverI am repulsed by my daughter's loverIf I can give you some advice,throw out your sugar and your spice,and next time maybe you'll think twiceMaybe I should walk you through it,even birds and bees do it,without destroying the family unitIt's enough to make me hurl,I brought you into this world,and I can push you out too, girlOh-ho, I am repulsed by my daughter's loverHe's a sore for sighted eyesI am repulsed by my daughter's loverYeah, he just ain't my kinda guyAnd as usual your mother prefers to remain silentAnd your brother boozes the day awayDay awayThis story's getting sad,because being someone's dadshould never hurt quite this badNow please feel free,take this paternal tip from me;get thine ass to a nunneryReturn the clay to the parlourBlood is thinner than waterI no longer consider her my daughterAnd I am repulsed by my own reflectionI think it's safe to say IOverreacted upon reflectionYeah, I'm just that kinda guyOh, IOh, IOh, IOh, I