Dead Cat Bounce - Midget Lyrics
I get the feeling with the average midget I could probably make it quite some distance without breaking a sweat.And who would stop me? How would it end?Would most people just assume me and the midget were friends?That we were fooling around, lifting each-other off the ground,or maybe he was in a rush and I was helping him out?And maybe its sick, maybe its wrong, maybe its midget-nappingBut I got so used to thinking this through, Im scared its something I might actually do.Seriously, under the right circumstances I don't think I could help myself.And once I had the midget where would I even take the midget I mean its not as if I've a plan,besides theres only so many places that you'd be welcome with a struggling midget held in your hands.And would he talk to me? what would he say?Would he ask where we were going? Would he tell me his name?And would I have to explain, that I was perfectly sane its just that both of us have got a little carried away,him in a more literal sense...And would I be caught, would I be charged, would I get slightly famous?Would I be sued, would it make the news, would there be copycat cases?Would midgets take up arms and fight, people of average height?And what would that look like?My lord the midget army approaches!Then send for my generals and tell them we must build a wall,okay,at least five feet high!oh ok.my liege, tallengrad hath fallen!OH SHIT!They're everywhere, its like midget-geddonThen tell the men to summon forth all their strength and courageFor tonight we face our greatest enemyThis summer get ready for a tale of semi-epic proportions,A tale of war,we've been fighting so long, I cant even remember how this damned war even startedA tale of betrayal,You betrayed meeeee!Sorryyyy!And of love,It can never be Arlowe, for I am a midget, and you are a normie.
