Cledus T. Judd - You Have No Right To Remain Violent Lyrics
Parody to You Have The Right To Remain Silent by Perfect Stranger (Cal SweatBrando Sweat), Co-Heart Music (BMI)New lyrics by Cledus T. Judd and Chris Clark, La-Po Music (BMI)Chris Clark Publishing DesigneeWell, I asked you to danceNow my nose is brokenMust've said somethin' wrongGosh, I was just jokin'But it's hard not to cryWith a gussied up eyeMy face sprayed with maceIf ya didn't wanna danceYou could've just said soAnd if I'd only ducked fastThen I wouldn't have bled soDo you think there's a chanceYou could call an ambulance?Oh God, I'm in painYou have no right to remain violentThat kick to my crotchUh, that was very uncalled forYou continued to beat and beat me'Till I was black and blueI've been wantin' youBut not any longer'Cause it's brutally clearThat you're so much strongerI'm madder than fireMy jaws are both wiredOne hell of a dateI didn't know my bladder had failed meUntil I looked down at my pantsI think I'm in desperate need of hospitalizationBut I ain't got no danged insuranceYou have no right to remain violentThat kick to my crotchUh, that was very uncalled forYou continued to beat and beat me'Till I was black and blueI've been wantin' youBut not any longer'Cause it's brutally clearThat you're so much stronger'Cause I'm madder than fireMy jaws is both wiredThat's one hell of a dateI bought a camcorderGot a restrainin' orderNow lay you're hands on meI guess that's what you get when you ask a perfect stranger
