Cledus T. Judd - Hillbilly Honeymoon Lyrics
Bruce BurchFreddie WellerCledus T. Judd, ForayCaretaker Music (BMI)Young World Music, Inc. (BMI)Cledus Crap Anthems (SESAC)Been together four years and have five kidsSo we did the right thing and finally got hitchedWe tracked down the preacher after altar callAnd proceeded to the VFW HallWhen he said Cledus T. do you take (Debra Liz ???)I stuttered I do knowin' I done didThe wedding cake was Moon Pie stacked three tiersAnd the punch bowl flowed with Falstaff BeerNow that's about as swanky as this town getsFor they don't throw rice heck they threw GRITSNo stretch limousine, just a full sized vanBut at least we was headed to the promised landOn our hillbilly honeymoonNo champagne caviar or Cordon BleuÂ…A can of Vienna Sausage and a Mountain DewAnd soda pop tooOn our hillbilly honeymoonSpent all our money on pay per viewDidn't need Playboy to get in the moodJust a roller derby wrasslin and a Rambo IIAnd III and IVI was up in the roomOn our hillbilly honeymoonWell after a while things simmered downSo we got dressed up for a night on the townThere ain't nothing too good for my sweetheartTook a romantic stroll through the Super Wal*MartWe got back wanting some fancy cuisineWe bought out the whole dern vending machineMMM MMM goodOn our hillbilly honeymoonNo dainty little plates of finger foodJust M
