Butt Trumpet - I'm Ugly And I Don't Know Why Lyrics
I was walking home from school one dayWhen I saw Danny standing thereI tried to show him my dirty underwearHe showed me his and nothing would compareAnd he saidCHORUSYou're uglyWhat the ***** gave birth to you?You're uglyAnd I bet your mom is tooYou're uglyMan what's with that doo?You're ugly because you're uglyI kinda wonder when I think back to those daysWhy did all the boys get scared and run away?So I looked in the mirror to see if it was trueMy reflection looked at me like it was scared tooAnd it saidCHORUSLet me tell you guys a little story about my second grade love. His namewas Danny and he looked so good this one day in his plaid Tuffskins. Andeveryday after school I would go pick him up at his classroom, and one daythese three girls came out before he did, and this one girl named HeidiWeller had this handfull of pumpkind seeds. And I said, "Let me see thosepumpkin seeds," and she said, "No." And I grabbed her hand and I said,"Let me see those pumpkind seeds now, *****!" And I looked at them andthey had Danny Irving's name written on every one of them damn pumpkinseeds and I said, "Hey *****! That's my boyfriend! Why do you have myboyfriend's name written on all your pumpkin seeds? I'm gonna have to kickyour *****in' ass, *****!" And you know what she had the nerve to say tome? She said...CHORUS--------------------------------------------------------------------------
