Bran Van 3000 - The Answer Lyrics
Jesus christ was a superstarA pimpin big daddy with a lincoln town carDrove it real fast with the fly-ass hosPlaying chicken with the devil for the greatest applauseFirst came the questionAnd then came the answerAnd then came the ultimate question:Are you happy?Then the messiah, alrightLost and found with the resurrectionAnd with tools of deep precisionWith the schools of thought complexionTeaching us the brain expansionIt got heavy, we started dancingBran van three grandWe dont have to make itComplicatedAct like a man, boyWe dont have to make itComplicatedI said come comma comma comma some moreKick up the club floor, thats what ya came forLeave your big booty round at my front porchAnd leave your big ugly frown back out the back doorForget your big plans, your high idealscause its a quicksand for the way you feelWhen they put you down the river and they leave you squealCome on, squeal like a pig how the summer girl feelsWere leaving, leaving our machine this very eveningTheyre programming your headSo stop believingNo need to complicate, its all illusionAnyways, I feel the machines got boringBran van three grandWe dont have to make itComplicatedAct like a man, boyWe dont have to make itComplicatedHey charlton hestonMoses did alright without a handgunIf youre horny for God let dizzy give someIm dizzy d, no one the finerThe queen and king, from here to chinaAll the ladies love to give me the boom boom boom boomBack to my room where its hurry hurry hurry and waitA bottle of crisp and a pasta plateKick up the love baby, down the hatecause the bran van brothers do not complicateSay hurry hurry hurry rushYoure moving so fast that youre out of touchMoney money money got your head in a mushNow bush has got the button, is he gonna push?Well, some little joker got a dot-com dealAbout internet wiggers and keepin it realYoure sweatin like a fool to put the gravy on your mealAnd now you just found out you lost your sex appealBran van three grandWe dont have to make itComplicatedAct like a man, boyWe dont have to make itComplicatedThe answer...(can you take me higher? )...is in the dancer.
