Ben Colder - Little Green Apples No.2 Lyrics
And I come home late at night and try to tiptoe in the room, and she says "My My"And I stumble over the rocking chair and my forehead hits the floor at night. It smarts.And as she's standing over me she gives me such a look and I try to hide my bloodshot eyes,I know my goose is cooked.And I say "Honey... I can explain this...I've been eating little green apples and I think maybe a little nap will do me good."She said "All the noise you're making Ben, is going to wake up the neighborhood."But I said "Honey I've been eating little green apples and a lay my forehead in your lap will make me fine."And now myself is feeling low and I look into her eyes aglow and so am I."Hey Honey ya know I learned a new dance tonight. Do you wanna know what it's called? Do you know what it's called?""No""It's called The green apple quickstep... it's a real goer.""Now Ben don't come home with drinking on your mind""Aw shucks I didn't mean it.""What do you mean coming home half drunk?""It's the truth I ran outta money, that's what.""Okay Ben it's time for you to go to bed.""I might as well, I'll be in trouble when I get home anyway.""Aw honey you know I wasn't meaning that. All I was doing was...""I've been eating little green apples and I think a little nap will do me good,So put a cold towel on my head and put old Big Ben to bed, I wish you would...I wish somebody would."
