Axis Of Awesome - What Would Jesus Do? Lyrics
Life isn't always easyIt isn't always funWhen you lose directionYour world can come undoneWhen you're in need of guidanceAnd help is over dueYou might ask yourself this questionWhat Would Jesus Do?If he were at a partyAnd the host ran out of wineHe'd make some more with magicAnd bring on back good timesBut in this situationYou couldn't see it throughHe's the son of GodAnd he s***s all over youYou can't do what Jesus can doYou're the King of Nothing, and he's the King of JewsHe knows every magic trick, you only know a fewDon't even bother askingWhat Would Jesus Do?Can you heal a leopard?Or feed the crowd with fish and bread?Can you walk on water?Did you rise from the dead?And did you give your life upTo save humans from bad luck?Were you born on virgin birth,Or did your parents... *****?You can't do what Jesus can doHe had twelve apostles, and no one follows youWhen faced with a dilemmaLet logic guide you throughWhat kind of dick-head wondersWhat Would Jesus Do?When Jesus was betrayedAnd robbed of all his trustHe used His laser visionAnd turned Judas into dustWhen Lois Lane was dyingJesus held her in his armsHe flew backwards 'round the worldTo keep her safe from harmWhen Jesus tours the countryIn His Rock n' Roll band KissA thousands cheer his musicEven tough it's hit and missYou can't do what Jesus can do(Jesus s***s all over you)There are three of Him, and there's only one of you(And Jesus can fly)He can cure a blind man, you can't cure the flu(You're good at nothing)He's a zombie wizard who also knows Kung-FuSo next time you're in troubleThinking What Would Jesus doTry not to forgetHe's a million, billion, trillion timesBetter than youGod gave Rock n' Roll to you,Gave Rock n' Roll to you,Gave Rock n' Roll to everyone,God gave Rock n' Roll to you,Gave Rock n' Roll to you,Put it in the soul of everyone.
