Avalanches - Frontier Psychiatrist Lyrics
Frontier psychiatristIs dexter ill, is dexter ill, is dexter illIs dexter ill today, mr kirk, dexters in schoolIm afraid hes not, miss fishborneDexters truancy problem is way out of handThe baltimore county school board have decided to expelDexter from the entire public school systemOh mr kirk, Im as upset as you to learn of dexters truancyBut surely, expulsion is not the answer!Im afraid expulsion is the only answerIts the opinion of the entire staff that dexter is criminally insaneThat boy needs therapy, psychosomatic,That boy needs therapy, purely psychosomaticThat boy needs therapyLie down on the couch! what does that mean?Youre a nut! youre crazy in the coconut!What does that mean? that boy needs therapyIm gonna kill you, that boy needs therapyRanagazoo, lets have it to youOn the count of threeThat, that, that, that, that boy.. boy needs therapyHe was white as a sheetAnd he also made false teethAvalanches is above, business continues belowDid I ever tell you the story aboutCowboys! bit , bit *****es and the indians and, fron, frontier psychiatristI... I felt strangely hypnotisedI was in another world, a world of 20.000 girlsAnd milk! rectangles, to an optometrist, the man with the golden eyeballAnd tighten your buttocks, pour juice on your chinI promise my girlfriend id... the violin, violin, violin ...Frontier psychiatristFrontier, frontier, frontier, frontierFrontier, frontier, frontier, frontierFrontier, frontier, frontier, frontierThat boy needs therapy, psychosomaticThat boy needs therapy, purely psychosomaticThat boy needs therapyLie down on the couch, what does that mean?Youre a nut! youre crazy in the coconut!What does that mean? that boy needs therapyIm gonna kill you, that boy needs therapyRanagazoo, lets have a tuneNow when I count threeThat, that, that, that, that boy.. boy needs therapyHe was white as a sheetAnd he also made false teethFrontier psychiatristCan you think of anything else that talks, other than a person?Uh ohh... uh oh, a bird! yeah!Sometimes a parrot talksHa ha ha ha ha !!!!Yes, some birds are funny when they talkCan you think of anything elseA record, record, record !