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Song title: Ben Folds Five - Uncle Walter

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Your unlce walters going on and on
bout everything hes seen and done
The voice of fifty years experience
Hes drunk watching the television
You know hes been around the world
Last night he flew to baghdad
In his magical armchair
With cigarettes and six pack
Yeah, he just got back
The spits flying everywhere
Hey hey hey hey

Chorus
Your uncle walters going on and on
(oh youre back so late)
Where did oyu go that you were gone so long?
And how could you leave me here
So long with uncle walter?

Your uncle walter saw
Who fired the shots
He drove his chair in the cavalcade
Hes flown from south africa to
Countries where they beat themselves
On the backs with chains
There was a fleet of battleships
And one reclining chair
Headed north on the arabian sea
Now hes back to tell us how
He and his oldest boy blair
Theyre getting rich on
A mail order scheme oh oh

Chorus
Your uncle walters going on and on
(were so glad youre home)
Where did you go that you were gone so long?
And how could you leave me here
So long with uncle walter?

Your uncle walter told me
Everything hed do if he were president
Now what a perfect world
This world would be
If he were president now
But hes not!

And he sees the children smoking pot
He knows that in a moment theyll be
Shooting up heroin
Teardrops in his armchair
A fifty minute lecture
Tobacco juice rolling down his chin

Chorus

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