Ween - Mister Would You Please Help My Pony? Lyrics
[studio version appears on "chocolate & cheese"]Alright, this is a song - what the ***** was that? -This is from "chocolate & cheese", this is a - this is a songThat we wrote uh -I don't know, probably when we wrote the rest of the songsFrom "chocolate & cheese"It's about a little boy and his ponyYeah!Sick little pony, coughing up snotAnd uh- can't seem to diagnose the diagnosisHa, ha, ha!It's called "mister, would you please help my pony?"Thank you! by ween.Two three four!Mister, would you please help my pony?He's over there behind the treeHe's down in the dirt, would ya help him?I think it's his lungMister would you please help my pony?He's over there lookin' at meHe's cryin' like a baby, would you help him?I think it's his lungMister, would you please help my pony?He's down and he ain't gettin' upHe coughed up snot in the drivewayAnd i think his lung's *****ed upPony, pony, ponyMister, would you please help my pony?He's over there lookin' at meHe can't talk because he's a ponyI think it's his lungMister, would you please help my pony?He's down and he ain't gettin' upHe coughed up snot in the drivewayAnd i think his lung's *****ed upThat was pretty good...That was one of the better versions of "pony" i've heard all week
