Waterboys - Burlington Bertie & Accrington Stanley Lyrics
Said burlington bertie to accrington stanley I do not like that andy pandy,He fancies himself as a regular dandy - lets take him down a stitchBut unbeknown to accrington stanley and burlington bertie namby pamby wasSucking a stick of cinnamon candy and watching from a ditch.Said namby pamby to andy pandy let us tell mahatma ghandhi that burlingtonBertie and accrington stanley are up to dirty deeds.Said mahatma ghandhi to namby pamby you and I and andy pandy must enlist theAid of para handy - hes the fella we need.So away they rode - andy pandy, mahatma ghandhi and namby pamby - to the homeOf para handy beyond the western wall.Said para handy to mahatma ghandhi Ill summon the brothers handy andy,Dandy jim and tony pandy - experts one and allSaid tony pandy to para handy me and dandy jim and handy andy will bring youThe head of accrington stanley if it be your wish.Said mahatma ghandhi to tony pandy, dandy jim and handy andy brin me theHead of accrinton stanley on a silver dish.So handy andy and tony pandy, dandy jim and para handy caught the villinousAccrington stanley in his pants and vest.Said accrington stanley youve caught me red-handed, Im trounced and imTrumped, Im stumped and Im stranded. but before you go and do somethingOutlandish grant me one request.Said para handy to accrington stanley make it quick and make it handy. in 30Seconds handy andy will remove your wicked head.Said accrington stanley before you count 30 Ill swear on the grave of myGreat-aunt gerdie. the man you seek is burlington bertie - remove hisInstead!But para handy and tony pandy, dandy jim and handy andy, andy pandy andMahatma ghandhi (not to mention namby pamby) paid no attention to accringtonStanley and beheaded him - dead!
