Twiztid - Stardust Lyrics
Im Not Here Now, Gimme A Call Back, Leave Me A MessageTell Me What The ***** Is Goin On, Alright Peace.Oh My God, I Just Had A *****in' Dream About This ShitCalled 'stardust', Dog. Me And You Are Gonna ChangeThe World, We're Gonna Be The New Ron Popeil. OurCommercials On Every Channel, I'm Telling You ThisShit Is *****in'.... And Did Uh, Lavel Call You TalkingAbout A Place To Stay Or Something? I Think He SaidHe's Gonna Kill His Moms, Man Call Me Back Dog.[madrox]Step Right Up, Ladies And Gentlemen Have A SeatI'm About To Show You A Product, Everyone Is Sure To NeedThis Product I Have Right Here, Is Small And Light In WeightAnd Can Be Concealed In Any Handbag Or BriefcaseStardustWe're Not Sure Just What It DoesBut The Response Has Been Overwhelming, From Clients That Tell Us"if It Wasn't For This Here Product And So On...."Man, There's So Many Letters, And They Go On And OnIt's A Miracle In A Bottle, And It Sells ItselfIf You Got Problems In Life, This Here Product Can HelpThis Opportunity Is Golden, I'm Holding In My HandThe Key To A Brand New Life, For Those Who Have A Shilling Or TwoAnd Been Compelled By The ProductAnd Intrigued, About What It Can Do For YouHonest, It's The Last Case I Got, And When They're Gone, They're GoneTake A Chance With Stardust, It'll Fix Whatever's Wrong[chorus X2]Nothing Can Be Better Than ThisIt Only Cost What You're Spending On ItIt's Absolutely Not A Hustle Or FraudYou're Either Buying, Or You're Moving Along[monoxide]What's This Ya Ask, I Can't Say'cause What I'm Selling Here Today, Effects Each In A Different WayAnd I'd Be Glad To Give You A Little Sample, But A Dabble Isn't AmpleAnd Plus If People See, Then I Get TrampledGrab Hold Of My Hand Ma'am, And Walk With MeDon't Go Hiding In The Back, And Try To Talk To MeI Can See 'em Start To Well Up In Your EyesLike Raindrops Falling From The Sky, Give It A TryAnd How About You,Ain't Ya Sick Of Being Picked On For Nothing?Well I'm Gonna Tell You What To Do,Ain't You Sick Of Being Pushed, Hit, Kicked, And Even Spit OnWell Get You Some Of This, And Then Tell Them Haters To Get OnNow I Been Living Off The Stuff,That We Been Selling For Some Time NowAnd Look At Me, I'm Finer Than A Line NowI Didn't Come To Pull The Wool Over Your Eyes,But If You're Looking For A Change, Then It's Finally Arrived[chorus X2][madrox & Monoxide]Come With Us As We Embark, On A Tale Of ASalesman-slash-hustler'cause If You Got Money, You're A Potential CustomerHave You Ever Seen Something Unbelievable In Your Life?Probably Not, But People Are Ready To BuyAnything, From Anybody, Any Time At AllSnake Oils, Wristwatch, Stardust, He Got It AllAnd It's All Half Off, And Everything Has To GoIt's A Limited Time Offer, 'cause Funds Are Running Real LowBefore You Wake Up, We're Already GoneOn Our Way, Another Town, Another Story EvolvesAnd It's Been Done For So Long, That I Don't Even Feel WrongIt's Second Nature, It's As Easy As Just Walking AlongI Never Tie Myself Down, To Anything I Couldn't LeaveIn Less Than Twenty Seconds, And BelieveI Won't Forget It, I'm Just A Hustler, You Can Trace It In My BloodlinesAsk Them For The Name Of The Greatest, I Bet They Say Mine[chorus (repeats)]
