Twiztid - I'm The Only 1 (feat. Shaggy 2 Dope) Lyrics
(Monoxide Child)I should have knew she was a freak by the way she walkedAnd when i talked to her it was like she necer got caughtTo this day she sweared to god it wasn't shitAnd that she straight up just tripped and fell up on a fat dickI know i been around the block a few timesSo i really didn't mind that her mouth had some stretch linesShe had me thinkin im a straight up mackWhen in fact, im just another who can hit it from the backAnd attack her intestinal track and leave a puddle of smackDown the middle of her pimpled ass crackAnd then smack i had to give that ***** a black eyeBecause the ***** just don't feel right din't know whyI thought i was the shit and had this all on lock downCome to find out that my girl's just a *****-houndI couldn't deal with it, i had to bail out quickBecause that ***** just love something strange dick(Chorus x2)She said I'm the only one...Said I'm the only one...Said I'm the only one***** YOU!!(Shaggy 2 Dope)What up yo freaky freak tantelizing tender?Ain't seen you in a week and you know I'm on the tetherWhatever. I'm free at 3:45, remember?I'll call you 'round 8 o clock and we can get togetherDamn, now this ***** she could do a thing or twoGrabbed my meat and did the electric boogalooAwww shit, what the ***** she did?Had my nuts kick-steppin and me wang did the jigThat ain't shit, check it out homiePulled my wallet out my pocket and checked my I.D.For sure, just to make sure it's meAnd I'm a Michiganny coming straight from the DWe dicked it up, we dicked it downI hit it from the back, she gave me ridges aroundBut ***** all that, instead i gave her a call******ing* Paul?(Chorus x2)She said I'm the only one...Said I'm the only one...Said I'm the only one***** YOU!!(Jamie Madrox)Son of a *****This ***** got big ol' hickeys on her neckAnd dick on her breathTryin to kiss me talkin bout "Hey Boo"What the ***** is wrong with you? (Dumb *****!)You could've brushed your teeth after licking his ballsYou could've had the decency to give me a callI was worried like a mother *****er hoping you were straightWhile you were sucking and *****ing some strange trouser snakeI thought I was the only python in your thong, *****That's the same ***** that i put my *****in tongue on to itExactly how long has this been happening?You goin around and me just for actionWhat am I? Some kind of dumb lame *****?Or just another dick in your butt?Say somethinWere you trying to crush my heart just for fun?It was my fault for thinking when I thought I was the only one(Chorus x2)She said I'm the only one...Said I'm the only one...Said I'm the only one***** YOU!!
