Twiztid - Gravy Boatz Lyrics
(Chorus x3)Mashed potatos, we're unable to row, riding on a gravy boatOh oh oh oh oh oh-oh gravy boat!(Madrox)We run shit like constipation on ExlaxAll up in your pocket like Uncle Sam and the income taxCan you relax when shit is run a mile a minute?Play the industry like *****, grab your dick and get up in it (Are you in it to win it?)As we prevail, with shit so obese that it's tipping the scaleI been to Hell, heavy hot motha*****a walking the Earth since child birthNever went to school, and when I did, I ate my homeworkNever played a fool, and if I did, I was a poserYou can't blame a nerd for trying to get closer (Now I'm the poster boy!)For geeks and freaks and chainsaw murderers that seldom ever sleepThey call me Stay-Puft MarshmellowMan cause I was so fat my arms looked like they were sectioned off in rubber bandsWould it ever change?I prayed and hope itThrow a scoop of mash potatos, see the chorus for the gravy boat(Chorus x3)Mashed potatos, we're unable to row, riding on a gravy boatOh oh oh oh oh oh-oh gravy boat!(Monoxide)I'm on speedAbstruction of justice and all that***** the cops, where my motha*****ing dogs at?Your corner boy with the teddy bear nose, and the fake ass asortment of hoesI'm changing clothes like a true scrub, maybe twice a weekAnd smoking weed till my eyeballs bleedOnce I hit the LottoCrazy money, millions and G's, and then I split that shit on the treesTreat me like the freak I amDon't ever route me on a tour to Japan, I base it all up on my sound scanSo glad you leave my tastebuds fiending, with a slow jam singing, and some fake thug clinging to yaI see the gangstas just walk on through, and ain't a motha*****ing thing you can doShit, my brain blew out on concrete, but my feet keep moving to another beatLike the Jedi Luke Skywalker(Chorus x3)Mashed potatos, we're unable to row, riding on a gravy boatOh oh oh oh oh oh-oh gravy boat!*musical interlude*(Chorus x3)Mashed potatos, we're unable to row, riding on a gravy boatOh oh oh oh oh oh-oh gravy boat!