Twisted Sister - T.V. Wife Lyrics
It starts up in the morning when the kids are at schoolHubby's just forbidden by the home of his pooShe walks across the room and she turns on the setEvery show is memorized, she can't forgetEarly morning quiz is essential to watchWould I win a car or a bottle of scotchAll that she can do is sit home and stareAnd hope that there she gets a chance to go on the air[CHORUS:]'Cause she's a TV wife with a TV lifeFrom early in the morning 'til late at nightHer dreams and fears and wishes and her hopesAre all being sued by a handful of soapsFor she's a TV wife with a TV lifeFrom early in the morning 'til late at nightYour dreams are your visions and your lacks of strifeBut everybody turns you to TV wife, everybody turns you to TV wifeTV wife, TV wifeBy mid-afternoon the shows have progressedAnd anchors all the characters of who she's obsessedThis was dying, that was married, this one gave birthAnd the hunters nowhere took we found on this planet EarthHubby's home and dinner's on the wine or TVWell, the news is on and it's just too impossible, you seeAfter twenty tumors, fifteen rapes and countless affairsI can't watch the news, it's too gross, she declares[REPEAT CHORUS][Solo - Jay Jay]A TV wife with a TV lifeFrom early in the morning 'til late at nightYour dreams and your fears and your wishes and your hopesAre all being sued by a handful of soapsI said a TV wife with a TV lifeFrom early in the morning 'til late at nightYour dreams are your visions and your lacks of strifeEverybody turns you to TV wife, everybody turns you to TV wifeTV wife, TV wifeWell, by mid-afternoon you know the shows have progressedAnd anchors all the characters with whom you're obsessedThis was dying, that was married, this one gave birthAnd the hunters nowhere took we found on this planet EarthMakeups all the cookings on a when it's time for bedThe TV guide is alma for but nothing is saidWill it be a late night movie starring Greer GarsonOr Joey Fisher filling in for airing Johnny CarsonA TV wife with a TV lifeFrom early in the morning 'til late at nightYour dreams and your fears and your wishes and your hopesAre all being sued by a handful of soapsFor she's a TV wife with a TV lifeFrom early in the morning 'til late at nightYour dreams are your visions and your lacks of strifeAnd everybody turns you to TV wife, everybody turns you to TV wifeTV wife, TV wife, TV wife, TV wife, wooh7. Can't Stand Still
