Trace Adkins - Honky Tonk Badonkadonk Lyrics
Turn it up someAlright boys, this is her favorite songYou know that rightSo, if we play it good and loudShe might get up and dance againOoh, she put her beer downHere she comesHere she comesLeft left left right leftWhooHusslers shootin' eightballThrowin' darts at the wallFeelin' damn near 10 ft. tallHere she comes, Lord help us allOl' T.W.'s girlfriend done slapped him outta his chairPoor ole boy, it ain't his faultIt's so hard not to stareAt that honky tonk badonkadonkKeepin' perfect rhythmMake ya wanna swing alongGot it goin' onLike Donkey KongAnd whoo-weeShut my mouth, slap your grandmaThere outta be a lawGet the Sheriff on the phoneLord have mercy, how's she even get them britches onThat honky tonk badonkadonk(Aww son)Now Honey, you can't blame herFor what her mama gave herYou ain't gotta hate herFor workin' that money-makerBand shuts down at twoBut we're hangin' out till threeWe hate to see her goBut love to watch her leaveWith that honky tonk badonkadonkKeepin' perfect rhythmMake ya wanna swing alongGot it goin' onLike Donkey KongAnd whoo-weeShut my mouth, slap your grandmaThere outta be a lawGet the Sheriff on the phoneLord have mercy, how's she even get them britches onWith that honky tonk badonkadonk(Ooh, that's what I'm talkin' bout right there, honey)We don't care bout the drinkin'Barely listen to the bandOur hands, they start a shakin'When she gets the urge to danceDrivin' everybody crazyYou think you fell in loveBoys, you better keep your distanceYou can look but you can't touchThat honkey tonk badonkadonkKeepin' perfect rhythmMake ya wanna swing alongGot it goin' onLike Donkey KongAnd whoo-weeShut my mouth, slap your grandmaThere outta be a lawGet the Sheriff on the phoneLord have mercy, how's she even get them britches onThat honky tonk badonkadonkThat honky tonk badonkadonkYeah, that honky tonk badonkadonk(That's it, right there boys, that's why we do what we doIt ain't for the money, it ain't for the glory, it ain't for the free whiskeyIt's for the badonkadonk]
