Todd Rundgren - The Finale Lyrics
Drumgoole, my dear, I must admitYour lifes been one long pile of shitI must be nuts, at least a bitTo want to be involved in itBut given the alternativeWho knows how wed be forced to live?When worlds collide, when worlds collide?With you, drumgoole, at my sideAnd at my side!And at my side!With worlds colliding in on usDrumgoole must be trigamousPray, say we shall be man and brideAnd man and bride and man and bride!When worlds collide, the chivalrousDrumgoole performs the frivolousAnd dares to make it man and brideAnd man and bride and man and bride!That ones mine, hes my concubineHell get more out of meThan what you peons call loveHands off him, that ones mine!Your favors do not satisfyIve witnesses wholl testifyAnd though drumgoole is thin of thighShes worth a try, shes worth a tryThough nature was not generousHer breasts are not as pendulousYet still they would be man and brideAnd man and bride and man and bride!Now according to the law this weekStill evolving even as we speakAny woman may, at her discretionHave her pick of losersSince the breed has dropped so in qualityWe abolish, hereby, monagomyIf you dont quite fancy this selectionWeve got lots more losersIve seen all that I need to seeIve fallen for their flatteryAnd so we shall be man and brideAnd man and bride and man and bride!When worlds collide, the rest of usWont be here with the best of usFor these, they shall be man and brideAnd man and bride and man and bride!Correct me, honeyI smell no moneyAnd when the chips are downYoull be back around this finger hereI never said that I was in love with youI never said that I was not, my dearWhy must this girl have everything?How quickly he forgets the stingFor though she feigns to please himShe is talentless except to tease himDont think we havent noticedWell have a showerAnd Ill allow herShe seems amused with youIts so hard to keep her entertainedWell all go nudiesAnd you can bring your friendsJust keep the one whos nuts for tits restrained!My long term memoryIs not what it should beSome tiny spark of loveHelps me find the proper words to sayYour smell of moneyYou filthy, lying *****Is just about to make me puke!Go awayPlease go away!Its time to make us man and brideAnd man and bride and man and bride!Weve simplified, no muss, no fussAnd vows are now superfluousI just declare you man and brideAnd man and bride and man and bride!Wait a minute! wait a minute!Georgianna, get over here with that law bookListen up everybodyIve the law book right in front of meArticle sixteen dash thirty-threeWhen consenting adults shack togetherTheyre connected legallyThough he wants to eat and have his cakeTheres a pact with me he cannot breakSo the rest of you go rot foreverThis one will stay here with meWhen worlds collide, the deviousThe cunning, and the mischeviousOur not-yet-happy-home divideWhen worlds collide, when worlds collideWhen worlds collide, this friend of usIs forced to be a succubusCruel fate is not upon our sideWhen worlds collide, when worlds collideConnie! connie!This urgent telegram is just in from parliamentWell dont just stand there, lets gloat over itAw oh, I dont think youre going to like thisMust clear the old regime awayThe residue must be destroyedAs of 9:00 oclock todayContracts with men are null and voidWhat!Youre free, my boy, Im proud to sayAnd so without further delayI now declare you man and brideAnd man and bride and man and bride!When worlds collide, the least of usMay get to share the feast with usFor now we four are man and bridetil worlds collide, til worlds collideWere men and bride!
