Tiffany Hulse - Phruitcake Pirate Lyrics
[Verse 1]Deck of a tall shipMan, that’d be a real tripRunnin’ around on the ocean just like the pirates of oldWith my own treasure of silver, diamonds, and gold[Verse 2]Is it real? Is it true?Out on the Caribbean blueNo joke, no gag‘Cause we’re flyin’ that skull and bones flag[Chorus]Or maybe I’m just a wanna’ be (phruitcake pirate)Livin’ out my wanna’ be (tirade)Phruitcake pirate (yes, he’s a)Phruitcake pirate (yes, he is)[Bridge]Goin’ strong under sail,Doin’ good, we ain’t gonna fail, (pirates! )Gonna’ live to tell the tale, (pirates! )Ain’t gonna’ be eaten by no whale, (pirates! )[Instrumental][Verse 3]Wine, rum, waves, and womenCan’t all be that wrongA drum, some rum, native girls to capture with just an island songSittin’ on the beach hittin’ a bong, man I'd be livin’ large just like Cheech and Chong[Chorus]Because I’m a phruitcake pirateJust livin’ my life out loudThree maybe four centuriesToo late (too late...)[Chorus]