The Homewreckers - *****-Tube Lyrics
I’m trapped inside my TVI’m there most every nightIt’s really quite excitingSo why put up a fightWhy do, when you can see what’s being doneWhy feel, when you can see they’re havin’ funWhy think if you don’t have toComes right whizzin’ past youReaches out to grab youI love my TV!Why bother to beIt’s easier to step insideWhy bother to beTurn off your mind and go for a rideWhy bother to beWell it’s so easy to doPut your brain in park and let it live for youNo matter how much I watchI just can’t seem to get enoughI’m telling you man, them Honey Boo Boo rerunsOh that’s classic stuffTelling you man, oh don’t you know, there ain’t no hopeI gotta get runnin’ now, and catch those midday soapsI know the things that’s comin’ to meI know its true man, I seen it on TV!Why do, when you can see what’s being doneWhy feel, when you can see they’re havin’ funWhy think if you don’t have toComes right whizzin’ past youReaches out to grab youI love my TV!Why bother to beIt’s easier to step insideWhy bother to beTurn off your mind and go for a rideWhy bother to beWell it’s so easy to doPut your brain in park and let it live for you