Steve Vai - The Audience Is Listening Lyrics
Now stevie, now dont be nervous, honey, o.k.? Im gonna go in & imGonna introduce you & then youre gonna come in with your guitar & youreGonna play that nice, nice music you were telling me about; & while youreDoing that, Ill be sitting in the back of the. well have such a good time,So dont you be nervous, honey. it will relaw everybody, & well be so happy.Im gonna go n now. Ill introduce you, o.k.? heads up! now you kids you,All of you, calm down. thats good, o.k. everyone in your own seat, thatsGood. o.k., now, little stevie vai is going to play a composition on theGuitar. he wrote it all by himself. o.k., stevie, bring your three friendsUp, they can play with you. that seve vai, what a nice little boy. {i wroteThis song for all my friends. when I grow up, Im gonna be a famous rockn roll guitar player.} love it. eh, he, he, go ahead. {and this is myWhammy bar. and its gonna be loud.} dont you think thats a bit loud?Boys!!! its getting too loud! youre getting out of control, boys. stevie,Now calm down class, calm down. mr. vai, youve got to turn it down...{what did you say, you want me to turn it down? you mean down like this...}(boys, what happened to that nice music? ) that sounds like noise mr. vai.And I want it stopped! youve all got detention. {uh, oh, here comesTrouble.} ayy. vai, are you outta your mind? you, guys, ya dont back off.Ya must be crazy! Im gonna flip-out. Im tellin you. if this is myFinal flip-out, you guys are gonna go with me. {ah, shut up.} will youTwo stop dancing like that. frankie, leave that girl alone! were notGonna have another incident like mildred. come here to me me, vai, dontYou hear me? come here you little snit. wait till I get my hands...Dont you run away. ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay vai. knock it off! getOff my desk! {hey andrea, check this out.} oh, stevie, you promised meYoud play nice music; people out of control, dancin on the desks. playinWith the girls. that awful noise just make people go wild. you gotta turnThat music down, stevie, please. {Im fearless in my heart. they willAlways see that in my eyes. I am the passion; I am the warfare. I will neverStop...always constant, accurate, and intense.} mark my words, youll neverAmount to anything, steve vai. youll see, youll be a bum, in the streets.A bum, thats it, a bum. I thought you were such a nice little boy. yaKnow what? ya mean, ya got a mean, nasty, vicious streak. why dont youJust quit school? move to california with all those other bums. go, thatsWhere you belong, with all those crazies out in california. maybe youll beFamous; {thank you very much.} ha! thats the funniest thing Ive everHeard. {thank you very much.} you-famous? with that noise? ha! illSee ya in jail; {thank you very much.} give me a break stevie, stop it.Youll see, mark my words.
