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  • Well, I’m a country bumpkin,
  • Yeah, I guess that’s what I am.
  • I know how to make a u-turn,
  • And I know how to turn a ram.
  • I sure is used to travellin’
  • A hundred miles just ain’t too far.
  • ‘Cos that’s my neighbour, pardner,
  • Country bumpkin’s what I are.
  • (1)
  • There’s always beans at brekky
  • And there’s always wind at lunch.
  • Plenty of open space though
  • When it comes down to the crunch.
  • Dem city fumes are toxic
  • From factories and cars,
  • But out here in the country,
  • It’s just the wind us bumpkins pass.
  • (ch)
  • (2)
  • Out here ain’t no McDonalds
  • But McDonald has a farm
  • And on his farm he has a gun,
  • But out here don’t do no harm.
  • Any vermin on his property,
  • McBang, and the vermins had it.
  • One thing I can tell you folks,
  • I don’t wanna try McRabbit.
  • (ch)
  • (3)
  • Out here, ain’t got no TV
  • No reception anyway.
  • Stupid TV stations
  • More than a thousand miles away.
  • But we can watch the sunrise,
  • And watch the cattle run,
  • And we can count sheep day and night,
  • Who said us folks were dumb!
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