Snoop Dogg - Freaky Tales Lyrics
These are the tales, the freaky talesThese are the tales that I tell so wellThese are the tales, the freaky talesThese are the tales that I tell so wellI met this girl, her name was joanShe loved the way I rocked on the microphoneWhen I met joan, I took her homeShe was just like a doggie all on my boneI met another girl, her name was annAll she wanted was to freak with a manWhen I met ann, I shook her handWe ended up freakin by a garbage canThe next young freak, I met was redI took her to my house and she gave me headShe like blowin dicks, is all she saidWe jumped in the sheets and we broke my bedTheres another girl, her name is sherryYou talk about sex and the girl acts scaryI heard she was freakin from my big brother jerryTook her to my crib and I popped that cherryYoung and tender, sweet deniseGet her in the bed and the girls a beastI tell you homeboy if you get a pieceShell only start talkin bout signin a leaseI met a young tender, her name is loriAn x-rated movie wouldnt tell her storyShe had a twin sister, her name was lisaAnd just like lori shes a real dick pleaserMy girlfriends name, was michelleHer booty was bigger than the tail on a whaleWhen I freaked michelle, I freaked her wellHer ***** got hotter than the flames of hellI gd this girl, her name was tammiI didnt wanna do it cause the ***** was ? flantly?She had a best friend, her name was janetI pulled her to the side and I spit that gameI had a lot of freaks, in my lifespanI freaked one night, with this girl named pamThe very next day, I saw her with her manOne week passed, and I was in her againI had an old tender, her names jeanineShe was thirty-eight and I was only seventeenShe likes to freak, shes just a fiendIt really didnt matter when I saw her in jeansI want a big freak, fat and sloppyI kick on back, and watch the hoe just mop meTwo tons of fun, big mad magentaA country broad from alabamaI met this freak, her name was bethHer ***** got wet and it smelled like deathI was tired as hell, I was drippin sweatBut I was all up in her tryin to hold my breathBake, and, shake, upsI met this freak in vegasShe she said her name was don-naShe was a ? belt? lil freak from chi-naI said, I dont pimp, or gigoloIm havin so much paper I dont need a hoeYou can break yourself, but you cant break meYou never met a player like snoop babyI knew a dick sucker named betty joeI took her to my house and we did it on the floThe girl got freaky let me tell you moShe was down on her knees, beggin to blowShes like another freak, named reneeYou get her all alone and shell make your dayLike burger king, she knows the playAnd with a freak like renee you can have it your wayThese are the tales, the freaky talesThese are the tales that I tell so wellThese are the tales, the freaky talesThese are the tales that I tell so well!
