Smut Peddlers - Amazing Feats Lyrics
{*scratched from gangstarrs the militia, spoken by guru*}One of us.. equals many of us..Disrespect one of us.. youll see plenty of us..[eon]Cmon, cmon.. cmon, cmon..Cmon, cmon.. ahh .. (yeah!)[cage]You want cage in the flesh, paper wants ink to blessYou see me in the streets be glad I spit this stressPunch through your chest and rip your spine outNow that cage got your back you can spit that rhyme out[eon]Im stompin on these chatroom fakesWhose hip-hop coincides with them cheesy remakesYou little kids playin the critics hardGo back to your other hobby - pokemon cards[cage]Local mcs wont start it - doneOn the mic I make more faces than the retarded sonMinstrel, doin a hump, takin a dumpThe life of cage, take drugs, pass out, wake up in the cunt[eon]I got this e-mail from your femaleShes meetin me, suckin me off of three tailsDont discuss the details, hee hee I wont!Leave a dollar on the nightstand and watch e bail[chorus: scratched by dj mighty mi]Once again.. this is it..Smut peddlersTearin up the industry..Sendin kids back to the lab for more practiceOnce again.. this is it..Smut peddlersTearin up the industry..Amazing feats happen when we come out to play[eon]Im livin in a monotone paisleyLook into my eyes and all you see is hazySomethin out of dark ages paintings, smiles cant hideThink Ill sit back and watch life go by[cage]In about, four sex acts a cheerleader will begin to bleedThen well bring you up to speed on the orange deedMy seeds procreate I ejaculate grown infantsThen blow shotties in they face to finish the sentence[eon]The fact is, you suck like ishtar doesDick starbuck and cage spark dust upYeah I stuck around like your plymouths car rust***** your startin five, the startin three are us[cage]Stick my dick in almost any holeIf I got plastic on and my toxic avenger mask is onCelebrate like my pops when his bastard was bornStretch the ***** like some starlet tryin to last in porn[chorus][cage]This is the meaty part of the discussionSlice the underbelly of my hunger jelly, splash the sceneCrashed the beam in half then laughed, I aint shook(? ) shaftPut another hole in your head to stash my fistAnd slash your wrists, with a porn again cdCracked the jar then the cigar then it goes to e[eon]Im in a trance with the evilest glanceMy moral obligation is the feeblest stanceAnti-semetic dipshits, wearin poloYall ever heard of ralph lipschitz?Oh no, check my aura, in 3-d photosWhether at regular speed or super slow-mo[chorus]
