Sloppy Seconds - If I Had A Woman Lyrics
She's got the personality of Darth VaderAnd the mentality of a sixth graderI better get her now, while I still hate herThe way I hated youWhile she still just a hole to crawl intoAnd I've still got my prideBut if I had a womanIf I had a woman that I could abuseIf I had a woman that I could cruel toWish I had a woman that I could refuseAnd then I guess that I'd be satisfiedWhy does she have to be more than just a pair of legs?And why can't I let her be just another fertile egg?I better get her now before I have to begThe way I did beforeWhile I'll still take any port in a stormAnd I've still got my prideBut if I had a womanIf I had a woman that I could annoyIf I had a woman to take all the lashesI wish I had a woman that I could destroy'Cause then I guess that I'd be satisfiedOh God, somebody send me a woman'Cause I need a woman that I can despiseI need a woman that I can tear limb from limbI need a woman to listen to liesAnd then I guess that I'll be satisfiedSatisfiedThen I guess that I'll be satisfied
