Reverend Horton Heat - Five-O Ford Lyrics
Let me tell you the tale of a hot rod race,That happened out in a secluded placeWhere no one lives'cept cows and a few raccoonsI was drivin' around in my shoebox car,My baby and me underneath the stars,My engine was knockinBut i knew it'd clear real soon.I was cruisin' along 'bout 95,I looked in my mirror and man aliveSome guy was gaining on meAs his engine roared.So i gave that holly carb some gas,My baby cried out don't let him pass,I guess it's just that ***** got bored,I had to race my *****ed up ford.I made the turn at 108,And he was up on my back gate,And I knew he had something bad,Underneath that hood.So I pushed it up to 110,That flathead motor was about to give in,I crossed my fingers and prayed to the lord,Don't let me down you f***ed up ford.It's my *****ed up ford!It's my *****ed up ford!When cherry tops began to spin,I knew this race was about to end,It's a cop by godMy engine can't give no more.He threw me in jail, warrant ignoredMy car blew up as the oil poured,I guess it's just that ***** got bored,I had to race my *****ed up ford.It's my *****ed up ford! whoooo!It's my *****ed up ford!