Primus - Kallamazoo Lyrics
A b c d e f g h I gotta gal wears her toenails long.Drives a red barracuda, singin meat packer songsAnd she aint from kalamazoo.A b c d e f g h I gotta friend lived in a mercedes-benz.Then a 55 chrysler where the trunk never ends/And the plates say kalamazoo.He had a steady job and watched what he spent.Hed say I dont believe in payin no goddamn rent.Ill squirrel away every goddamn centAnd buy my own damn house in kalamazoo.I knew a guy that mangled his hand,And he went from pipe fittin to a hot dog stand.They say last year he cleared fifty grandSelling dogs round kalamazoo.She turned to the world with a bastard child.Said, I just cant handle him hes too damn wild.But the years and the liquor have made him mild.And he lays around in kalamazoo.