Primus - Harold Of The Rocks Lyrics
It was a weekends eve,I had sex on my breathI was lookin for somethin to see.With a borrowed blackLeather and my best fishin hat.Well it was just wendy o. and me.We called old swampUp on the telephoneAnd said we was comin onDown to pick him upAnd then, he said,Hey swampy, me and greenyll come along -But only if we can bring a friend.His name is harold.I said okay.Now, we had aSwamper, greeny, wendy o, stanley, harold of the rocks and me.We hopped into my dartAnd headed for the nightbreakTo see a man they call schooly d.Harold hes a friendly guy.He rambles on and on.Hell talk the balls offA rhinosaurus.Fact is he just doesntMake much sense.Well stan saidThis guys pretty bizarre gus.Harold of the rocks.I saw harold at aParty trouzy threwLate one night.I said, hey man,Do you remember me?He said, o courseI do snapdad andLet me tell ya rightbout now Im litUp like an ol christmas tree.Hey bro you know idLike to thank you onceAgain for letn meHang with ya all acrossThe bay. when iLook back at thatNight I get me aWarm spot across my heart.Then he shook myHand, and walked away.Thats teh last iSeen of harold.Harold of the rocks.So in the end,Swamper and greenyFinally succumb toThe ways of harold.And in doing soEach gave just a little bitOf his soul away.Wnat a couple of dumbshits.
