Paul Simon - A Simple Desultory Philippic Lyrics
I been Norman Mailered, Maxwell TayloredI been John O'Hara'd, McNamara'dI been Rolling Stoned and Beatled 'til I'm blindI been Ayn Randed, nearly brandedA Communist, 'cause I'm left-handedThat's the hand I use, well, never mindI been Phil Spectored, resurrectedI been Lou Adlered, Barry SadleredWell, I paid all the dues I want to payAnd I learned the truth from Lenny BruceAnd of all my wealth won't buy me healthSo I smoke a pint of tea a dayI knew a man his brain so smallHe couldn't think of nothin' at allHe's not the same as you and meHe doesn't dig poetry, he's so unhip thatWhen you say Dylan, he thinks you're talkin' about Dylan ThomasWhoever he isThe man ain't got no cultureBut its alright, Ma, everybody must get stonedI been Mick Jaggered, silver daggeredAndy Warhol, won't you please come home?I been mothered, fathered, aunt and uncledBeen Roy Haleed and Art GarfunkeledI just discovered somebody's tapped my phoneFolk rockI lost my harmonica, Albert