Oingo Boingo - Ballad Of The Caveman Lyrics
Ill tell you bout a caveman lived a million years agoWhen mother earth was young and dinosaurs walked to and froHis skull contained but half a brain but he didnt mind at allHes a hot shot caveman, yah do dah (? )Who loved to fight and brawlHe walked the misty plate in time to find whatever he could findThen at last he saw her there, covered with hairA cavegirl looking right his way, half *****, half well who can saySuch a thing hed never seen before, well then need I tell you moreThe caveman fell in love, love, loveAnd so he wielded his clubOooh oooh what could he do?You cant blame a fellow for trying his luck,Hes just a simple caveman who wanted to---Well when the cavegirl came around she had some things to relateAbout the methods he used to communicateAnd she said--(female spoken)I never expected a caveman to exhibit much finesse,But a fifty pound club aint exactly a caressSo if you want to call me, you better learn to talkUntil you learn some manners buddy,Take a walk!