NOFX - New *****s Lyrics
Something is lacking, Im not attractingMy *****s are not as big as I want them to beI want 36dIm not receiving enuff affectionGonna get me a silicon injectionAnd fulfill my dreams, bust through my seamsMy social life is pathetic, I cant find a manWhen I need is cosmetic surgeryBe the best I can beProteins, and milkshakes, mass vitamin consumptionWho needs to diet when liposuctionIs painless and quick, local anestheticNow my body is a model, a flawless perfectionI most certainly will cause an erectionWherever I go, but I still dont knowThe reason why I cant find a mateGuys I meet ejaculateThen leave through the door,I cant take anymore