NOFX - Idiot Son Of An ***** Lyrics
He's not smart, a C studentAnd that's after buying his way into schoolBeady eyes, and he's kinda dyslexicCan he read? No one's really quite sureHe signs stuff and he executes peopleMaybe that's why, he doesn't have any friendsCocaine and a little drunk drivingDoesn't matter, when you're the Commander in Chief.Idiot son of an *****He's the idiot son of an *****Idiot son of an *****He's the idiot son of an *****Put on some make-up, turn on the 8-Track,I'm putting a week back on the shelf,Suddenly I'm the President, of the United States,But then I woke up, and realized I'm still me.He's too dumb, to eat pretzels, apparently smart enough to fix an election.Moved boldly into the White House,but most people voted against him.He likes naps, He really likes naptime, A couple of naps and then a nap and then he's ready for bed,He may be from Bush decent, but he's always gonna be the unpresident.Idiot son of an *****He's the idiot son of an *****Idiot son of an *****He's the idiot son of an *****Idiot son of an *****He's the idiot son of an *****He's our president!