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  • [Intro]
  • Rum Tum Tugger (spoken)
  • You ought to ask Mr. Mistoffelees!
  • The original Conjuring cat
  • There can be no doubt about that.
  • [Verse 1]
  • Please, listen to me, and don't scoff, all his
  • Inventions are off his own bat.
  • There's no such cat in the metropolis,
  • He holds all the patent monoplies,
  • For perfoming surprising illusions,
  • And creating eccentric confusion.
  • [Pre-Chorus]
  • (Sang)
  • The greatest magicians have something to learn
  • From Mister Mistoffelees Conjuring Turn
  • [Chorus]
  • And we all say
  • Oh! Well I never was there ever
  • A cat so clever as Magical Mr. Mistoffelees
  • [Verse 2]
  • He is quiet, he is small he is black
  • From his ears to the tip of his tail
  • He can creep through the tiniest crack
  • He can walk on the narrowest rail
  • He can pick any card from a pack
  • He is equally cunning with dice
  • He is always decieving you into believing
  • That he's only hunting for mice
  • [Verse 3]
  • He can play any trick with a cork
  • Or a spoon and a bit of fish paste
  • If you look for a knife or a fork
  • And you think it merely misplaced
  • You have seen it one moment and then it is gone
  • You'll find it next week lying out on the lawn!
  • [Chorus]
  • And we all say
  • Oh! Well I never was there ever
  • A cat so clever as Magical Mr. Mistoffelees
  • PRESTO!
  • Oh! Well I never was there ever
  • A cat so clever as Magical Mr. Mistoffelees
  • Oh! Well I never was there ever
  • A cat so clever as Magical Mr. Mistoffelees
  • Oh! Well I never was there ever
  • A cat so clever as Magical Mr. Mistoffelees
  • [Verse 4]
  • His manner is vague and aloof
  • You would think there is nobody shyer
  • But his voice has been heard on the roof
  • When he was curled up by the fire
  • And he's sometimes been heard by the fire
  • When he was about on the roof
  • At least they all heard that somebody purred
  • Which is uncontestable proof
  • Of his singular magical powers
  • And I've known the family to call
  • Him in from the garden for hours
  • When he was asleep in the hall
  • [Verse 5]
  • And not long ago this phenominal cat
  • Produced seven kittens right out of a hat
  • [Chorus]
  • And we all say
  • Oh! Well I never was there ever
  • A cat so clever as Magical Mr. Mistoffelees
  • Oh! Well I never was there ever
  • A cat so clever as Magical Mr. Mistoffelees
  • [Verse 6]
  • And not long ago this phenominal cat
  • Produced seven kittens right out of a hat
  • [Chorus]
  • And we all say
  • Oh! Well I never was there ever
  • A cat so clever as Magical Mr. Mistoffelees
  • Oh! Well I never was there ever
  • A cat so clever as Magical Mr. Mistoffelees
  • Oh! Well I never was there ever
  • A cat so clever as Magical Mr. Mistoffelees
  • Oh! Well I never was there ever
  • A cat so clever as Magical Mr. Mistoffelees
  • Oh! Well I never was there ever
  • A cat so clever as Magical Mr. Mistoffelees
  • Oh! Well I never was there ever
  • A cat so clever as Magical Mr. Mistoffelees
  • [Outro]
  • Ladies and Gentleman, I give you the Magical Mr. Mistoffelees!

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