Mr. Bungle - Platypus Lyrics
Sleeping geologyOn the isolated shoreFor millions of yearsExperimental continentOn purpose or accident?Mysterious evolvingProblem solvingA vaudeville? A nation including one superior creationA vertebra? Inverted...quite unheard of...Orphan in a familyAnd a sole survivorHe's a living fossilReptillian? MammalianHe's a bird-beaked, beaver-butt AustralianAmphibious? Paradox wearing plaid socksFurry beetle? A bugbear, and a palezoologist's nightmareSymmetrical physique of disbeliefThe platypus has the brain of a dolphinand can be seen driving a forklift in his habitat of kelpHe is the larva of the flatwormand has the ability to regenerate after injuryNo relation to the flounder.Someone shipped him to the blokesWho said he was a hoaxSo they cut him to pieces, wrote a thesisA cranium of deceit, he's prone to lie and cheat;It's no wonder -- a blunder from down underDuckbill, watermole, duckmole!Barnacle
