Mighty Mighty Bosstones - Last Dead Mouse Lyrics
Step right up,Gather round,Greatest salesman in townSelling somethingSeldom soldStep up, step up, step up beholdDead mice for sale,Theyre going fastLike hellLast dead mouse dont be shy,Theres never been a better time to buyLast dead mouse but Ill get moreIm a businessman and an entrepreneurFolks say Im nuts, they can say what they pleaseYouve got to be crazy with prices like theseNo overhead so I can keep down the costI make my own hours cause Im my own bossI believe in my product,I love what I sellLast dead mouse thats why I yellStep right up ladies and gentsLast dead mouse costs fifty centsIts a steal at any priceGoing once, going once, going once, going twiceHalf a buck, last in stockBe the first one on your blockNo need to walk, no need to feed, satisfaction guaranteedLast dead mouse but Ill get moreIm a bussinessman and an entrepreneurFolks say Im nuts, they can say what they pleaseYouve got to be crazy with prices like theseNo overhead so I can keep down the costI make my own hours cause Im my own bossI believe in my product, I love what I sellLast dead mouse thats why I yellNice and easy now,Nice and easy now,Nice and easy nowLast dead mouse,Last dead mouse
