Michael Buble - Russian Unicorn Lyrics
I'ma blast your brainsTalking full-on sexI got a porcupine called "Zazoom"He leaves his scent on people's graves(Why is Zazoom always around so many graves?)I had a cold one time, then I licked myselfWhy don't y'all just float offNow you're uselessI need a woman with a Benz looking to lose itI ate the cookie then I gave it back to BennyThere she goNow watch me flowOh, the night is youngNow baby we could shoot a Russian unicornWe'll probably do it on the couchWhile my roomie's out hikingSo take if off and bite your tongueAnd hope my roommate don't come homeA "Hot Pocket" for twenty cents is a steal any day of the weekI wanna shave that mustache and then have gelatoWe're here for too longWe gotta run, ok?And trick those monsters so that they don't shoot my left nut.I know you ain't a *****, cuz girl you kill itI pee-peed in your glove and soon you'll start to smell itIf your body's a secret girl then you about to spill itWhen I count to three dismountOh, the night is youngNow baby we could shoot a Russian unicornWe'll probably do it on the couchWhile my roomie's out hikingSo take if off and bite your tongueI think that I ought to confessI drink fire waterBut I don't want the keys to your vanWhat I need is a rare, vermillion, Ukrainian unicornWe can shoot a unicornGirl, I know you'll like the hornAnd I'm gonna keep you warmTill you wake up in the morningI know you ain't a *****OopsI didn't mean to do thatI just want to say I should not have ate those cajun rice and beansThe guy behind you just soiled his underwear(Sniff, sniff)Oh, umm, maybe YOU did itHey, that's ok girl! Them strawberries look juicyOh, the night is youngNow baby we could shoot a Russian unicornWe'll probably do it on the couchWhile my roomie's out hikingSo take if off and bite your tongueAnd hope my roommate don't come homeBite your tongueAnd hope my roommate don't come homeI got your Barbie zucchiniHappy Monsoon Day! And you promised you'd lick itI'm gonna save a mental kittyI poisoned my dog so he can't keep chasing that baby giraffe
