Marian Call - Vanilla (I'm Not Sexy) Lyrics
I'm not sexy, but I really want to beI hear that's normal for my demographicI don't look good in skirts, and even wedges hurt my feetAnd I can't keep a straight face and say 'orgasmic'Oh, I'm not hip, but I really want to beAll the bands I like you've heard of, and I watch too much TVAnd I'm not cute, and I think too hard to be sweetBut not enough to get a real job or converse insightfully -This is the part where you politely disagree.My virtues are too dull to entertain,but you can always count on me.A nicely balanced budget's not so thrilling,and courtesy's outdated, and sobriety is lameReliability is not appealingBut I don't know any other way to beI love people and I want them to love meMy virtues are vanilla at best, but you can always call on?I'll sing for you, I'll sing for youI'll be the first one by your sideAnd the last one to leaveI'll give you everything I've got,I'll get you anything you needI'm not much to entertain,But you can always call on meI'm sorry I'm not meanerI'm sorry I don't biteI'm sorry I don't break as many hearts as you might likeI'm not hip or cute or spontaneous,And I know I'm such a fool,But I'll love you real good if you'll let me makea dumb mistake or two. Oh,I'm not sexy, but I'll love you if you let me?My baby took me out one Saturday night,and I could tell he could tell I'm a squareI asked him, 'baby, where are we goin'?'and he said, 'apparently nowhere.'He said-a 'you don't bark and you don't bite,so what use have I got for you?'I said, 'my crimes may not be half so entertaining as yours,but let me tell you baby what I can do?I'll sing for you, I'll sing for youI'll be the first one by your sideAnd the last one to leaveI'll give you everything I've got,I'll get you anything you needI'm not much to entertain,But you can always call on meNot sexy, no, not sweet, but I'll sing for you if you want me to?Not hip, not cute, not sweet, not even solvent babyBut I love you, ohI love you, I love you, I love you baby
