Lord Finesse - Funky Technician Lyrics
*chorus*Mmm mm mm, aint that something?Damn it feels good to see people up on it(repeat 4x)Lord finesse in effect cause I rhyme hardLook good flow smooth yeah the whole nine yardWear and tear mcs that step nearI make the girl strip ***** and just give it hereIts like, taking candy from a kid in a baby carriageSuckers vanish, because I do crazy damageCrews I smoke and diss, dont even joke with thisJust listen to the sounds of the funky vocalist*chorus*Now Im the man with intellect, no one to disrespectI kick a rhyme and make mcs wanna hit the deckAnd give it up and use they rhymes as a sacrificeBrothers try they best, they aint even half as niceThey try to kick it, by using that softer rapMe sound wack? nigga please, come off of thatIm mystical, musical, I might confuse a fewLord finesse gettin funky as usualReleasin some fresh words, sparkin the neck workCause Im the expert, wearin sneakers and sweatshirtsJeans and hoods, theres no doubt that I rap goodI ? walk with a bout? with my hat turned backwardsTo many, I may look like a hoodlumBut Im a rapper and a pretty damn good oneCause I can get smooth and mild or wild like a juvenileOr get swift with the gift and just lose the crowdState the facts, create the rapsThose who try to down me, better step out my face with thatCause I can get raw like many or any one of themI take a nine when you rate me from one to tenI got skills so dont try approachin meI keep rhymes in stores just like groceriesDont try to snap troop, cause this man be strappedCome correct you be leavin home handicappedIn a straightjacket, or a wheelchair(finesse lost your touch? ) naah, its still thereSo wannabees and competitionBeware of lord finesse, the funky technician*chorus*Im untouchable, with the skills to crush a crewWhen it comes to rhymes its a must that I bust a fewKeep the crowd listening Im so magnificentIt even says finesse on my birth certificate, Im theMan of bravery skill and chicaneryI get the ladies cause I use my brain you seeAnd thats no surprise you might get pulverizedIf you sleep, so dont even close your eyesI go and flow, I even give crews adviceTo make it short, Im crazy stupid niceUsing bad words, pronouns and adverbsPutting english together just like a mad nerdMcs I stomp and scare, I make em lose they hairI rip the mic and take it home as a souveneirRough and tough cause I come from a bad blockWatch your girl with a chain and a padlockI go solo, far from a homoThats a no no, get more sex than a pornoWhen it comes to rhymes I write my ownSpeak in a hyper tone, when rippin a microphoneSo those steppin to me better have somethin hype to sayI cook mcs faster than you can in a microwaveIm the type thatll give any man a chanceTo come correct before leavin in a ambulanceSo those thats dissin and flippin better listenTo lord finesse - the funky technician*chorus**chorus again w/ variations*
