LL Cool J - 1-900-ll Cool J Lyrics
{*phone rings twice*}Yo.. hello 1-900-ll cool j?Yeah whassup? can you please bust a funky rhyme for me?Yeah I can do that, check this one out honeyI motivate, accelerateDevestate, and dominateI dont smoke crack so I wont lose weightGive me the {*****} and the money and the mic and Im straightGo to a resteraunt, give me steakThen cook my chicken with shakenbakeI leave all the preachin to reverand flakeHow much money can one black man make? huhIm whats known as a true dynamiterI write rhymes fast without a typewriterGo with the flow, but no, Im not a biterCant compare a *****-a-roach and a spiderHell, you might as well get a glass of punchCause youre bitin my lyrics like a nestle crunch, huhAnd bitin my rhymes aint slickI got your gold teeth marks all over my {*phone rings*}Complications and aggravationAn unnecessary-sationIm like sunkist, good vibrationsYour al-blum, sounds like a compilationCool out, grab a seat and listen..Cause ima start dismissinSucker mcs whos out there frontinTalkin all that yang, yo you smokin somethinShoulda treated me royal, yo he wasnt loyalNow its all about chaos and turmoil.. gimme that microphoneIma show you the real meaning of the danger zone{*phone rings*}Yo.. hello is this 1-900-ll cool j?Yeah whassup? can you tell me what you do when youre coolin out?Yo check this outNow when Im coolin out, no time for a grannyJust a fly girl in t-shirt and pantiesCan ll {*censored*}? man, can he?I tell you what, give up the fannyCause on a bedroom tomb, j swiftNot too big, but nothin to play withIn addition, you on a missionYou need to audition for another positionDoin damage is a crew traditionName your next al-blum intermissionYoure full of preservatives -- plus,Youre too conservativeIm full of flair, savoir faire, debonairreTheres no competition, for this hereSo dont waste your time and breathIm givin you all a big fMcs I envelop.... as the song goes on, the rhyme developsIm asiatic, acrobatic, charismaticYou dont want no staticAnyway, I aint havin it!When I see the microphone -- Im grabbin itPlug it in and take chargeLl xl, xtra-largeKnowhatimsayin? peace{*phone rings three times*}Hello?Hello whassup girl?How you doin girl? I been tryin to call you all dayWord up I was talkin to ll he was kickin some mo hyped up rhymes to meWord, I spoke to him today too - them rhymes was pumpinWell not to cut you short but I gotta go cause my man is hereAlrightSee-ya
