Kevin Ayers - Orible Orange Lyrics
Im an orible orangeCovered in chemical spray.Im absolutely nastyThats why I have to sayThat Im an orible orange(hes an orible orange)Im an orible orange(hes an orible orange)Im an orible orange(hes an orible orange)And you shouldnt eat me.Im a soggy white sandwichMade from bleached white bread.Im absolutely nutrition-less and useless,Thats why it has to be saidThat Im a soggy white sandwich(hes a soggy white sandwich), etc.Im a chemical kipper,Coloured with poisonous red dye.I wish I were a beautiful bloaterBut next to a pat of rancid butter I lie.Im a chemical kipper, etc.Im a lamentable lentilLamentablentablentablentable lentil.Im a lamentable lentil, etc...Im a miserable maggot,I live in poisoned fruit.I always have bad tummy aches,And very often puke--blechgh!Im a miserable maggotSuch a miserable maggot.Fruit aint what it used to be.Im a miserable maggot, etc...Im an unhappy appleCovered in chemical dustIm absolutely toxicSo I warn you all I mustIm an unhappy apple, etc....you shouldnt eat me.
