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John Prine - How Much Tequila Lyrics

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  • How much tequila did i drink last night?
  • It's really anybody's guess.
  • I poured them so fast,
  • I couldn't keep them in the glass,
  • But this morning i sure am a mess.
  • My head is four or five times its normal size
  • And i got this big old cactus stuck between my eyes.
  • I can't recall a single thing i did or said
  • Or the names of all these people sleeping in this bed.
  • Tell me how, tell me how, tell me how, tell me how,
  • Tell me how much tequila did i drink last night?
  • How did i get these cuts and bruises all over my body?
  • I must have fallen down somehow.
  • I believe it had something to do with karate
  • -- it's all coming back to me now.
  • I was standing in a bar with king kong's cousin,
  • He must have been seven foot three.
  • His elbow gave me a bump, and so i said "hey, chump,
  • Would you like to step outside with me?"
  • Tell me how, tell me how, tell me how, tell me how,
  • Tell me how much tequila did i drink last night?
  • My mouth is filled with cotton and my brain is sore.
  • I left last night's dinner on this morning's floor.
  • My stomach is swollen and my eyeballs shrunk.
  • I drank so much that my hair got drunk.
  • I see a big old worm about ten feet long
  • Hallucinating purple cows.
  • Somebody moved the furniture while i was gone.
  • Uh oh, this is not my house.
  • I could call us a taxi on the telephone
  • If i only knew where we are.
  • I guess i'm gonna have to drive myself back home
  • As soon as i can find the car.
  • Tell me how, tell me how, tell me how, tell me how,
  • Tell me how much tequila did i drink last night?

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