Joan Jett And The Blackhearts - Tulane Lyrics
(chuck berry)Tulane and johnny opened a novelty shopBack under the counter, was the cream of the cropEverything was clickin and the business was goodtil one day, lo and behold, an officer stoodJohnny jumped the counter but he stumbled and fellBut tulane made it over johnny as he yelledGo ahead on, tulane, he cant catch up with youGo tulane, he aint man enough for youGo tulane, use all the speed you gotGo tulane, you know you need a lotGo tulane, hes laggin behindGo head on, tulane go head onGo by your fathers house and tell him business is slowAnd see if he will loan us something, soon as he hits the doughPut the cat out in the hall and rumple up the roomGo by doctor kellers, tell him you swallowed some perfumeTell him we need him quick, cuz he may have to testifyThat you been sick all day and thats a perfect alibiGo ahead on, tulane, he cant catch up with youGo tulane, he aint man enough for youGo tulane, use all the speed you gotGo tulane, you know you need a lotGo tulane, hes laggin behindGo head on, tulane go head onGo, let danny drive in case you run into the manBack by the shop and git the stuff and hide it in the vanGo back by your fathers, get the money for the bailAnd bring it down and bail me out this rotten, funky jailWe gotta get a lawyer in the click of politicsSomebody who can win the thing or get the thing fixGo ahead on, tulane, he cant catch up with youGo tulane, he aint man enough for youGo tulane, use all the speed you gotGo tulane, you know you need a lotGo tulane, hes laggin behindGo head on, tulane go head onGo tulane
