Jimmy Buffett - Math Suks Lyrics
If necessity was the mother of inventionThen Id like to kill the guy who invented thisThe numbers come together in some kind of third dimensionA regular algebraic blissLets starts with something simpleLike 1 and 1 aint 3Any 2 plus 2 will never get you 5Theres fractions in my subtractionAnd x dont equal yBut my homework is bound to multiplyMath suks (math suks), math suks (math suks)Id like to burn this text bookI hate that stuff so muchMath suks (math suks), math suks (math suks)Sometimes I think that I dont know that muchBut math suksI got so bored with my homeworkI turned on the tvThe beauty pageant winners were all smiling through their teethAnd they asked the new miss americaHey babe can you add up all those bucksShe looked puzzled then just said math suksMath suks (math suks), math suks (math suks)You dont even have to spell itAll you have to do is yell itMath suks (math suks), math suks (math suks)Sometime times I think that I dont know that muchBut math suksGeometry and trigonometry and if they dont tax your brainThere are numbers to big to be namedNumerical precision is a science with a missionAnd I think its gonna drive me insaneParents fighting with their childrenAnd the congress cant agreeTeachers and their students are all jousting constantlyManagement and labor keep rattling old sabresQuacking like those peabody ducksMath suks (quack quack), math suks (quack quack)You dont even have to spell itAll you have to do is yell itMath suks, thats right, math suks, you got itSometime times I think that I dont know that muchBut math suksAll right there goes our g ratingMath suks, math suks, math suks the big oneMath suks, math suks, math suks the big oneMath suks, math suks, math suks the big oneMath suks, math suks, math suks, math suks
