Jimmy Buffett - Bank Of Bad Habits Lyrics
The rumors and the stories of my past I cant denyIm no saint ignatius but again Im no barflyThe wrong thing is the right thing until you lose controlIve got this bank of bad habits in a corner of my soulBank of bad habitsThe price of vice fortoldOne by one theyll do you inTheyre bound to take their tollThe wrong thing is the right thing until you lose controlIve got this bank of bad habits in a corner of my soulLast night I said goodbye to a dear old friend of mineJust a throw back shell beach party, nothin really asinineRum and cooked animals and bullshit by the tonThat party lasted way too long and I had too much funBank of bad habitsThe price of vice fortoldOne by one theyll do you inTheyre bound to take their tollThe wrong thing is the right thing until you lose controlIve got this bank of bad habits in a corner of my soulThat bank of bad habits is worth its weight in goldTime for you to spend that doughYoure the only one you oweSo put away those alibisYou cant fool that banker in the sky(spoken)Now let me tell you about the 7 deadly sins:1. pride...thou shalt not have pride in thy neighbor.2. coveting...thou shalt not covet thy neighbors wife.3. lust...thou shalt not lust after his neighbors wife.4. anger...do not be angry with your neighbors wife.5. gluttony...do not eat thy neighbors wifes ........popcorn.6. envy...do not envy your neighbors wife.7. sloth...do not be a slob.And the eighth deadly sin is............pizza!A pictures worth a thousand words just ask a cameramanAnd its no sin to stop and look, I do it when I canBut you have to purge that urge to mergeYou have to keep your headOr trouble is what you will find inside some strangers bedBank of bad habitsThe price of vice foretoldOne by one theyll do you inTheyre bound to take their tollThe wrong thing is the right thing until you lose controlIve got this bank of bad habitsIts worth its weight in gold(spoken)Yeah, were talkin krugerands......dubloonsI was wonderin, um, do you think they have an atm machine for bad habits?Hmm.I think Ill apply for that card.
