Jethro Tull - The Curse Lyrics
Young gladys was a silky maidenAt thirteen, she was going strong, yeah.Oh, gladys.Nicely filled out, fully laden,But down below there was something wrong, yeah.Oh, gladys.Nobody told her about the secretsThat ladies have to hideMom had no words to describe the thingsThat happened inside.Need someone to help me,I feel that theres a curse on me, oh.Went down into the local disco,For what used to be the one night, yeah,Oh gladys.Felt a searching hand to frisk her,Along the legs of the water line, yeah,Oh gladys.Now gladys knew she was in no conditionIn no mood to playI cracked a knee in her soft spot, nothingHad got in her way.I want no one to touch me,I feel theres a curse on me, oh.Directed down to the local drugstoreGot fixed up, now shes doing fine, yeahOh gladysEquipped with various kinds of apparatusYou know the feminine hygiene kind, yeahOh gladysMust have been a man to do these thingsWho won her fall from graceThat day he programmed me[that lady programmed me? ]You should have seen the smile on his faceHe said ``youll need someone to help youWhen you feel like cursing me, oh.
