Insane Clown Posse - Santa's A Fat ***** Lyrics
Slay bells jingle-ling ring jing jingle-lingHorses, horses, horses, horsesSlay bells jingle-ling ring jing jingle-ling(gunshot)Santa claus suck my balls drunk as hellRinging bells at the malls dancer prancer nixon and cupidIm a get stupid, ha ha ha,Eh I sat around all night under the chimneyHoldin my sack like gimme gimmeI know that hes commin hes commin he must lookin up nuthin but rust, dust.Turn on my tv the very next dayI see your gettin paid leaden the paradeIm that sniper on the buildinListen to my nine go click,Santas a fat *****(2x) santa claus is a fat *****Santa claus is a fat *****Another year and I aint get shitAnother year I aint get shit if I hear him land on my roofOhh my undertaker Im a bust your ass in the too-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoothYeah I got somethin to say about st. nick***** that hoe he never brought jack shit no toys, candy canes, jJust a lump of coal,So I eat it, cuz there aint nuttin in the cupboardSo Ill be quick, quick and briefAll I need for christmas is my two front teethI got my teeth, kicked out my mouthI need a few numbers could you help me outShould of known I guessed Id show not a steakNo kinda gift I didnt get shit some sayI was bad but that wasnt it its all because,(2x) santas a fat *****Santa claus is a fat *****Santa ***** you cuz your a hoeAnother year and I aint got shitAnother year I aint get shit if I hear him land on my roofIm a bust your ass in the too-hoo-hoo-hoo-hooth oh-ho-ho dont go that wayRudolf thats the ghetto ho-ho thoseBoys and girls dont deserve anything(in background: slay bells ringling jing jing jingle-ling horses, horses,Horses, horses) santa claus, santa claus where you been?I see you got cookies and milk on your chinI guess you had time to collect your endsYou always been down for your rich friendBut rudolf, he dont bring his slay my wayNuthin but dirt and coal for little jI guess you couldnt fit down my chimney shaftYou need to loose some of that fat ass, ehAll the little rich bays they gettin paidCountin the toys and ducats they made me?I got a little half little chunk of dog shitIm a kill that fat ***** santa claus is a fat *****He ate too muchMcdonalds another year and I aint get shitMrs. claus is a ho if I hear him land on my roofSlice that ***** in the big red coatIm a bust your ass in the too-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoothFor the neighborhoodChristmas and everythings whackNot a creature stirring but a *****in ratI aint hearin jingle bells I aint hearin nuttinAint smellin no turkey sure as hell aint no stuffinAll that I paid wished and prayedThat fat mutha *****a would swing my wayDrop off soldiers and rubber balls butI woke up and found some crusty old drawersJust as I knew it shaft again, and again, and again,and againEvery year I wake up to the same old shit....house there be no sign of the fat *****(2x) santa claus is a fat *****Santa claus is a fat *****(2x) another year and I aint get shitAnother year I aint get shitIf I hear him land on my roof if I hear him land on my roofIm a bust your ass in the too-hoo-hoo-hoo-hooth(2x) santa claus is a fat *****Santa claus is a fat *****Another year and I aint get shit I aint ge-et shi-itIf I hear him land on my roof ro-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoofIm a bust your ass in the too-hoo-hoo-hoo-hooth(record scratching)Hes got a fuzzy whit beard and a great big smile,A bright red hat you can see for a mile,A bag full of goodies and a great big grin,Hear comes santa claus again.
